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Steph ♔


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imorb:

how do snakes have sex

i mean they’re

fuckin

noodles

(via tngxo)

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  • People in 2000: Y2K is going to kill us all!
  • in 2001: Anthrax is going to kill us all!
  • in 2002: West Nile Virus is going to kill us all!
  • in 2003: Weapons of Mass Destruction are going to kill us all!
  • in 2004: SARS is going to kill us all!
  • in 2005: Bird Flu is going to kill us all!
  • in 2006: E. Coli is going to kill us all!
  • in 2007: Vaccines are going to kill us all
  • in 2008: The Bad Economy is going to kill us all!
  • in 2009: Swine Flu is going to kill us all!
  • in 2010: BP Oil is going to kill us all!
  • in 2011: Obamacare is going to kill us all!
  • In 2012: The end of the world is going to kill us all!
  • In 2013: North Korea is going to kill us all!
  • In 2014: Ebola is going to kill us all!
  • Me: Eh, it will work out.

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roseshock:

seriously my favorite picture ever
I am an invisible girl who falls for boys that shine like stars an assesment of myself (via emptieds)

(Source: cxlcium, via leisurable)

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the-personal-quotes:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!
shvnballs:

naughtysoutherngirl1980:

*grinning mischievously*

No I didn’t…

hodali:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

(via distraction)

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